<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10832268</id><updated>2011-04-21T18:41:21.939-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Extra Extra</title><subtitle type='html'>Rantings of an individual, wholly seperate, wholly unique.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fwbbc.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10832268/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fwbbc.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>J Lane</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>18</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10832268.post-112852273976276840</id><published>2005-10-05T07:31:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-10-05T07:32:19.776-07:00</updated><title type='text'>A New Home!</title><content type='html'>We're moving! Extra, Extra will be moving to a new home at &lt;a href="http://www.jamielanerantings.blogspot.com"&gt;www.jamielanerantings.blogspot.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyone interested in the domain name &lt;a href="http://www.fwbbc.blogspot.com"&gt;www.fwbbc.blogspot.com&lt;/a&gt; should send an e-mail to &lt;a href="mailto:jamielaneofmarion@hotmail.com"&gt;jamielaneofmarion@hotmail.com&lt;/a&gt;, and we can discuss payment.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-Jamie&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10832268-112852273976276840?l=fwbbc.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fwbbc.blogspot.com/feeds/112852273976276840/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10832268&amp;postID=112852273976276840' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10832268/posts/default/112852273976276840'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10832268/posts/default/112852273976276840'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fwbbc.blogspot.com/2005/10/new-home.html' title='A New Home!'/><author><name>J Lane</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10832268.post-112845006306949324</id><published>2005-10-04T11:05:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-10-04T11:21:03.080-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Filthy gossip or Freedom of Speech?</title><content type='html'>Well-- I will have to say that a comment did disturb me yesterday. Someone on the Matt/Allison Survey said I was continuing to spread filthy gossip, etc. Well, lets talk about that. On a phone call with the AC_U --I was told that I had done nothing wrong. And if I was contacted further about this "issue" to please call the Tennessee chapter and they would be happy to send a representative to sit with me during the "meetings"&lt;span style="font-size:78%;color:#ff0000;"&gt;1(see note at bottom)&lt;/span&gt;. Since I do not feel privy to release any information about the last meeting with administration-- I will not comment as to the parameters suggested. Therefore, I will only say that I feel very comfortable saying I am not stepping over any boundaries with the administration.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This blog has been, and continues to be a place for students of an institution which will remain nameless to come and read on &lt;em&gt;MY rants&lt;/em&gt; and &lt;em&gt;MY "issues"&lt;/em&gt; -- this is in &lt;strong&gt;no way&lt;/strong&gt; backed by any organization, institution or establishment. Whatever I feel like writing about, I write about. {&lt;em&gt;Period&lt;/em&gt;}&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:georgia;font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;My promises:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;I will not change one post that has already been posted {&lt;em&gt;PERIOD&lt;/em&gt;}.&lt;br /&gt;I will not change this blog's "reason for existence" {&lt;em&gt;PERIOD&lt;/em&gt;}.&lt;br /&gt;I will continue to be as watchful for comments that are out of hand, and for posts that I may write and includes the name Free -------&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:85%;color:#ff0000;"&gt;Please note that some information in this blog is not factual. For instance, the American Cow Liberators Union (of America), will not be visiting the campus of FW--C. And they will not send a representative about bovine cultivation. Sorry for any confusion with that. -JL&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10832268-112845006306949324?l=fwbbc.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fwbbc.blogspot.com/feeds/112845006306949324/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10832268&amp;postID=112845006306949324' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10832268/posts/default/112845006306949324'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10832268/posts/default/112845006306949324'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fwbbc.blogspot.com/2005/10/filthy-gossip-or-freedom-of-speech.html' title='Filthy gossip or Freedom of Speech?'/><author><name>J Lane</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10832268.post-112820559579619364</id><published>2005-10-01T15:22:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-10-01T15:26:35.796-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Matt and Allison</title><content type='html'>Okay, since the "David/Kasey" survey is a hot topic-- I'll let you discuss Allison L. and Matt "Pee-Pants" P.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Let me know what you think of their blooming relationship...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-JL&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10832268-112820559579619364?l=fwbbc.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fwbbc.blogspot.com/feeds/112820559579619364/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10832268&amp;postID=112820559579619364' title='7 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10832268/posts/default/112820559579619364'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10832268/posts/default/112820559579619364'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fwbbc.blogspot.com/2005/10/matt-and-allison.html' title='Matt and Allison'/><author><name>J Lane</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>7</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10832268.post-112809204139541045</id><published>2005-09-30T07:52:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-09-30T07:54:01.396-07:00</updated><title type='text'>David and Kasey</title><content type='html'>Post your comments about this relationship. All comments will be printed out and put in Kasey's mail box. That is, of course, if she doesn't read it here first!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Remember, anonymous posts are allowed, but you have to sign in and click on that option.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thanks -- Jamie&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;Don't forget our other "Surveys"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10832268-112809204139541045?l=fwbbc.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fwbbc.blogspot.com/feeds/112809204139541045/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10832268&amp;postID=112809204139541045' title='14 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10832268/posts/default/112809204139541045'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10832268/posts/default/112809204139541045'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fwbbc.blogspot.com/2005/09/david-and-kasey.html' title='David and Kasey'/><author><name>J Lane</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>14</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10832268.post-112809183335304144</id><published>2005-09-30T07:49:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-09-30T07:50:33.370-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Now on backorder</title><content type='html'>Well-- I've posted so many times that now about half of my former posts are on "back order". To get to them, you'll have to click on the Feb. 2005 Link on the right hand side of the page.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Wow. What a moment. A milestone. A cause for celebr.... okay I'll stop now.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-Jamie&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10832268-112809183335304144?l=fwbbc.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fwbbc.blogspot.com/feeds/112809183335304144/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10832268&amp;postID=112809183335304144' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10832268/posts/default/112809183335304144'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10832268/posts/default/112809183335304144'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fwbbc.blogspot.com/2005/09/now-on-backorder.html' title='Now on backorder'/><author><name>J Lane</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10832268.post-112801302908651814</id><published>2005-09-29T09:32:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-10-01T15:20:38.370-07:00</updated><title type='text'>"John Roberts"</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1619/504/1600/1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1619/504/320/1.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;strong&gt;ROBERTS:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;John G. Roberts, as of just a few seconds ago was elected by the Senate to serve as the 17th (or so) Supreme Court Chief Justice. The vote was 78-22... I was disappointed in that vote. It shows bi-partisan politics. The last three justices have been elected with no more than 3 nays. Even the liberal justice appointed by Clinton (Ruth).&lt;br /&gt;On to Roberts...&lt;br /&gt;Roberts is 50 years old. That means he may have 25-30 years on the bench and could be through 7-8 presidents. He's conservative, which I like and he's very controlled in what he says and does. I like that too. I enjoyed watching the tv sound bits of the confirmation hearings. The one I am thinking of involved Bidden (Democrat) and Roberts. Bidden told him to stop giving misleading answers, and the chair of the committee stepped in saying "He can give misleading answers if he wants too, their his answers!"-- Roberts chimed in by saying, "With all due respect Senator, my answers are not misleading, they are the truth."&lt;br /&gt;I'm going to love that guy!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10832268-112801302908651814?l=fwbbc.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fwbbc.blogspot.com/feeds/112801302908651814/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10832268&amp;postID=112801302908651814' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10832268/posts/default/112801302908651814'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10832268/posts/default/112801302908651814'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fwbbc.blogspot.com/2005/09/john-roberts.html' title='&quot;John Roberts&quot;'/><author><name>J Lane</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10832268.post-112793197091890344</id><published>2005-09-28T11:18:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-10-01T15:28:43.353-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Badnarik who? or Badnarik whom? oh who cares!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1619/504/1600/badnariknotbush.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1619/504/320/badnariknotbush.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I've got a few extra minutes and I've decided to post my heart out... okay, maybe not. But to the left you will see a Michael Badnarik "poster". For those of you who don't know who he is... he was a candidate for president last year. Never heard of him? Well, he was a Libertarian candidate-- first of all let me say a blurb about the Libertarians. They are closer to being Republican than I'll ever be and yet they take precious votes away from the Republican candidates because they "think they can win." okay. Let me tell you something that I'm sure many people would want to tell you anyway-- &lt;strong&gt;YOU'RE NOT GOING TO WIN!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Further more-- Kerry wasn't Bush either... did he win? How about Howard Dean? Molly Brown? huh? NOPE!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10832268-112793197091890344?l=fwbbc.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fwbbc.blogspot.com/feeds/112793197091890344/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10832268&amp;postID=112793197091890344' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10832268/posts/default/112793197091890344'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10832268/posts/default/112793197091890344'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fwbbc.blogspot.com/2005/09/badnarik-who-or-badnarik-whom-oh-who.html' title='Badnarik who? or Badnarik whom? oh who cares!'/><author><name>J Lane</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10832268.post-112792343774288851</id><published>2005-09-28T09:00:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-09-28T11:10:41.290-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Mr, Dr, Pastor or Shepherd</title><content type='html'>In the day we are living in, I believe it important to speak on this subject... what to call a "preacher" that has been given charge over a congregation.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I will list some common names (last name; &lt;em&gt;Sawyer&lt;/em&gt;):&lt;br /&gt;&gt;Pastor Sawyer&lt;br /&gt;&gt;Mr Sawyer&lt;br /&gt;&gt;Brother Sawyer&lt;br /&gt;&gt;Preacher Sawyer&lt;br /&gt;&gt;Dr Sawyer&lt;br /&gt;&gt;Minister Sawyer&lt;br /&gt;&gt;God chosen and called Sawyer (okay-- so maybe its not... &lt;em&gt;common&lt;/em&gt; per say)&lt;br /&gt;&gt;"Sawyer" or first name only, "Randy"&lt;br /&gt;&gt;The hipper way "Rand-e-dawg"&lt;br /&gt;&gt;Father Sawyer&lt;br /&gt;&gt;"Fasha" Sawyer (spelling?)&lt;br /&gt;&gt;Grand Potentate Sawyer (Spelling?)&lt;br /&gt;&gt;Pope Sawyer&lt;br /&gt;&gt;ETC&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Leave your comments, let me know what you think the best way to address a "minister" is...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-Jamie&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10832268-112792343774288851?l=fwbbc.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fwbbc.blogspot.com/feeds/112792343774288851/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10832268&amp;postID=112792343774288851' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10832268/posts/default/112792343774288851'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10832268/posts/default/112792343774288851'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fwbbc.blogspot.com/2005/09/mr-dr-pastor-or-shepherd.html' title='Mr, Dr, Pastor or Shepherd'/><author><name>J Lane</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10832268.post-112775372714851467</id><published>2005-09-26T09:53:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-09-28T08:53:50.410-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Leaving the party</title><content type='html'>Well, I believe that is time to announce to those faithful readers that I am leaving the party. Thats right, the Republican party. It is no longer the party of the Christian white Americans, but of "Conservative values" it is no longer the party of higher wage earners, but of the "compassionate lower class".&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I have started my own party called "NAFW*" (National Association of **** **** Bap****). A party of white Christian Americans, a party of higher tithers.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I urge all of my fellow Americans to join me in an effort to register as many people as possible for our new party.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You see... Our dreams are like our children. They need to be fed and nourished.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10832268-112775372714851467?l=fwbbc.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fwbbc.blogspot.com/feeds/112775372714851467/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10832268&amp;postID=112775372714851467' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10832268/posts/default/112775372714851467'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10832268/posts/default/112775372714851467'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fwbbc.blogspot.com/2005/09/leaving-party.html' title='Leaving the party'/><author><name>J Lane</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10832268.post-112692226765879269</id><published>2005-09-16T18:42:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-09-16T18:57:47.666-07:00</updated><title type='text'>When Christianity moves from a forward to the heart!</title><content type='html'>&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:georgia;font-size:180%;"&gt;I would like to share with you this touching story:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Amy was a thirty year old mother of six (yep, six). Her husband, Dale, had died a few months before. So here is Amy. Her mother, addicted to drugs, is of no use. Her father, was never around. Her children were too young to cope, some to young to realize. Now... She was alone. Left to work, provide and live life. Well... One day she was sitting at her computer. It was well after all of her kids had went to bed-- and she checked her e-mail. It was from a friend named Kim. It was one of those "If you forward this to 10 people you will love Jesus" kinda things. Well, Amy actually read it. It was a poem. It talked about how good life can be if we give everything up... And stop relying on ourselves and start relying upon government programs. Just what Amy needed at that time in her life!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;WAIT!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You see, that story is completely made up. You see I am frustrated with the "FW:FW:FW:RE:FW:FW JESUS LOVE" e-mails I get a day. If I send it to my closest friends I will be blessed and show them that I love God. Hmm. Something very extra Biblical about that statement! You see forwarding an e-mail is not a way of showing someone you love Jesus. You wanna show love to someone? Do what Jesus did. Go.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Really, its that simple. He went where no one else would go, and talked to people no one else would talk to. He touched the hearts of the hardened and he gave sight to the blind. And He did it all without the internet.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10832268-112692226765879269?l=fwbbc.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fwbbc.blogspot.com/feeds/112692226765879269/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10832268&amp;postID=112692226765879269' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10832268/posts/default/112692226765879269'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10832268/posts/default/112692226765879269'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fwbbc.blogspot.com/2005/09/when-christianity-moves-from-forward.html' title='When Christianity moves from a forward to the heart!'/><author><name>J Lane</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10832268.post-112684640930236277</id><published>2005-09-15T20:51:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-09-15T22:04:20.510-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Why I am a student at Free Will ----------College</title><content type='html'>It has been nearly a year since I've posted on this blog. Although from the excitement the blog has generated in the past few weeks-- you wouldn't know it. I thought I would start posting again... yes I know, what a stupid thing to do. Most people would have me to simply close down shop, put up a white flag, throw a yellow flag, give a... okay enough with the catchy one-liners... but I think it most appropriate to continue in the spirit of all that is good and right with this world.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;First of all I will say that I thought about switching schools the other day. I even took time out of my normal day to explore both MTSU and TSU. Each having there pros and cons (mainly pros-- TSU is free!) and each having a certain lure to them. I went so far as to inquire about which classes would transfer and which would not. Come to find out that all will transfer, but almost all of them as 'religion' electives only. So I pondered, and still am, about why I am here. Can I be satisfied somewhere else? Is it possible to be just as happy somewhere else?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You see, I can imagine a campus where I have to park forever away and take a shuttle to class. A place where students have differing view points on more than just "eternal security". Where thought and reality is challenged and throwing up your hands is never an option. You see, I can imagine a place where the most important thing on an adminstrator's mind is John Doe and deciding if today is going to be the day he brings a gun to class. I can imagine a college where drugs and alcohol are of top priority because they must be dealt with (D.A.R.E)!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But you see-- that is all I'll ever do, imagine. Because I believe God has called me to FW--C. I don't know that there will be a time when parking will be on the "East Campus" (oh what a day) because Satan never likes to see a Bible College prosper (or does he?). I'll never see a Bible college where I have to worry about "Joe" bringing a gun to class or taking needles from the nurse because he's addicted to heroine. I'll probably never know that because I am called to Free will ---.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sure the rules are strict and there are other problems, but that is where God has called me to train.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Free Will Baptist -- College is where I have been summoned by God. I've been called to learn practical insights about the ministry. I've been urged to understand the culture and the Holy Spirit's work in it. I have been challenged to prepare for the ministry God has called me to, no matter the cost, no matter the rules. You see, that is where the rubber meets the road.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Do I stay or do I go?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It was something in Systematic Theology class that really stuck with me the other day. And no... it wasn't the "All aboard" train speech or even the "invisible snowballs" being thrown at me... it was a verse in Mr. Forline's book, Jeremiah 6:16; Stand at the crossroads and look. Ask for the ancient paths and where the best road is. Walk in it, and you will live in peace.There was a point in my teenage life that I stood at the crossroads-- I looked at the path best for me and took it-- and because I do, I can rest (live in peace).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thats why I am a Student at an institution which will remain nameless.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-Jamie&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10832268-112684640930236277?l=fwbbc.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fwbbc.blogspot.com/feeds/112684640930236277/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10832268&amp;postID=112684640930236277' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10832268/posts/default/112684640930236277'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10832268/posts/default/112684640930236277'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fwbbc.blogspot.com/2005/09/why-i-am-student-at-free-will-college.html' title='Why I am a student at Free Will ----------College'/><author><name>J Lane</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10832268.post-112654425481538193</id><published>2005-09-12T09:45:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-09-12T09:57:34.823-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Public Apology for a public forum</title><content type='html'>For those of you who read this blog on a regular basis I would like to apologize for anything that may have been offensive. I did not realize that by posting for a group of friends that others would want to or try to "discover" it. By using the Bible College's name I was not trying to give this blog and official leg to stand on, but rather making light of a hard school year (last year).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Especially to the faculty and staff of Free Will Baptist Bible College, I wish to apologize. Mr. Hampton, who has served this college faithfully for a number of years, providing countless with the tools and insight to combat culture, Satan, and the like and give them something many professors cannot- a lasting impression. Having only had Mr. Hampton's class on video, I would not begin to know what it would be like to have a class with him, but from others I know that it would be a worthwhile experience. His dedication to teaching men and women from his years of personal and spiritual journeys is invaluable to our college. By simply using his name and in jest suggesting that he does not contribute to this college, I was wrong. I highly respect and admire Mr. Hampton and his accomplishments.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;To others on the faculty, I would like to especially apologize that what was meant to be kept between friends has escalated. It was never my intention for this blog, although public in nature, to be seen by 'the masses'.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Out of respect for the Bible College, faculty, staff and students, most posts have been edited or deleted in their entirety. Any further posts will not deal with faculty, staff, or this college.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;An apology to Dale Burden is also in order. By using his name and setting this blog in the same format as his publication, the Gist, I hope that I have not caused any confusion or hurt. It was merely to be the “Free Will Baptist Bible College’s Voice for its students”.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Most humbly,&lt;br /&gt;Jamie Lane&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10832268-112654425481538193?l=fwbbc.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fwbbc.blogspot.com/feeds/112654425481538193/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10832268&amp;postID=112654425481538193' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10832268/posts/default/112654425481538193'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10832268/posts/default/112654425481538193'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fwbbc.blogspot.com/2005/09/public-apology-for-public-forum.html' title='Public Apology for a public forum'/><author><name>J Lane</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10832268.post-110965272382167291</id><published>2005-02-28T20:22:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-09-12T19:23:26.423-07:00</updated><title type='text'>I love you... I love you not</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;Iss. 1 Vol. 5&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;color:#ff0000;"&gt;FW**C NEWS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;*Post edited for content and offensive nature&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#3333ff;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;color:#3333ff;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:130%;color:#33cc00;"&gt;Teacher in the News&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;color:#33cc00;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:georgia;color:#000000;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;James E... &lt;/em&gt;***********************************************************&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:130%;color:#33cc00;"&gt;Investigation continues&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:130%;color:#33cc00;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#000000;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The mugger on Richland strikes again!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;An unknown individual has opened a very important can of worms for the gist. This is our first time diving into the world of investigative reporting. While I will make every effort to check our facts, again, and again, I cannot check them all. This is what we have so far:&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;1 am - David J. tries to sleep, is unsuccessful. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;2 am- David J. leaves room 1-- (confidential) to use the restroom (investigation cannot say if person used stall or shower, still looking into it)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;3 am- David J. sleeps.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;7 am- I, personally, with no help from anyone interview an Hispanic housekeeper from 1203 Richland Ave. [where the purse snatcher struck secondly]. She said, and I quote, &lt;span style="color:#cc0000;"&gt;"This is awful. This is worse than the old lady I work for playing Guns and Roses music while I am cleaning the bathroom. I am so scared of where this is going."&lt;/span&gt; WOW! I am so proud that I was the first to bring you this information. Metro City cops have decided not to take this into evidence, but Richland Ave, please feel secure, I am on your side!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;8 am- I take a break. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;--END OF TRANSCRIPT--&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;Underground sources have made it very clear that Ben Wheeler is going to fake another seizure. Sources say, "There is no doubt in my mind..." and "I wouldn't doubt it" [please note that these comments were not made as a result of this story, but in a completely unrelated event]. As to the girl, the event, and the time, more is to come. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:130%;color:#009900;"&gt;Almost newsworthy item of the day!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:130%;color:#009900;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:130%;color:#000000;"&gt;Amos and Andy Riley&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:130%;color:#009900;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;color:#000000;"&gt;We've successfully determined that Amon Riley is indeed Lance W. His brother Lyle W. will be refered to as Andy Riley and sister Laura will be called Aunt Jemima. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:130%;color:#009900;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:130%;color:#000000;"&gt;David and Hannah&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"&gt;David J. and Hannah P. were all set to go on the date Saturday night. There was an error in the story though, David did not ask Hannah on the date, rather it was the other way around. Hannah is rumored to have said, "Do you wanna go somewhere?" to which David replied, "yes". I am sorry for this error, but it does not take away from the overall buzz of the story. As more information comes in, a detailed; what happened, where did they go, when did they kiss... outline will be provided. [NOTE: some of those categories will not be included such as, what happened, where they went, and when did they kiss]&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10832268-110965272382167291?l=fwbbc.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fwbbc.blogspot.com/feeds/110965272382167291/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10832268&amp;postID=110965272382167291' title='12 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10832268/posts/default/110965272382167291'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10832268/posts/default/110965272382167291'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fwbbc.blogspot.com/2005/02/i-love-you-i-love-you-not.html' title='I love you... I love you not'/><author><name>J Lane</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>12</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10832268.post-110922061054146181</id><published>2005-02-23T20:14:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-09-12T19:23:40.056-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Admissions, Retractions and Exasperations</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;Issue 1 Vol. 5&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;color:#ff0000;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Fw**c News&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;*Post edited for content and offensive nature&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;color:#3366ff;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;color:#3366ff;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:130%;color:#33cc00;"&gt;People In the News&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:130%;color:#33cc00;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#000000;"&gt;Firstly, I would like to &lt;strong&gt;retract&lt;/strong&gt; a former comment. Being related to AJ W. and Kelly S. won't be so bad. I mean think about it... No, just kidding. I don't want to get into anymore trouble. So, I will leave it with "I love AJ and he is the great and wonderful master of FWBBC and he is my uncle." [Entire statement made under distress!]&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Courier New;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:0;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;David J... &lt;/em&gt;I would like to announce to the entire world the wonderful news! I know David told me not to, but I just have to! Firstly, I'd have to say, I hate to say I told you so-- but ... I have been teasing David about liking Hannah for a very long time. Now, he has decided to do something about it. Hannah and David have a date on Saturday!! YAY! I would like to be considered for best-man since I am the reason you two are getting married [just a matter of time]. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#009900;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;This is a question for all of our readers&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;:&lt;strong&gt; &lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;color:#000099;"&gt;"If a group of girls [3] drive up beside you and want to talk to you... does it mean they like you?"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; This is a question by one of our frequent "&lt;em&gt;people in the news.&lt;/em&gt;" I would like your comments so we might help our way-ward love struck friend. As I promised, no names will be mentioned. Your welcome Jared.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:130%;color:#33cc00;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:130%;color:#33cc00;"&gt;Can we find a speaker who doesn't curse?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:130%;color:#33cc00;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:130%;color:#33cc00;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;color:#000000;"&gt;Well, the Forlines lectures are over. I have been emotionally drained over the past two days. Ruth, interesting... sure, it is in the Bible. Maybe it is because I have the attention span of a drunk guy on COPS [Bad boys, bad boys..], but I cannot sit for &lt;strong&gt;2 hours! &lt;/strong&gt;To top it off, I don't really think I should sit and listen to profanity! I'm all for women's right to vote, the emancipation proclamation (even if Jackson says South Carolina will succeed again), but I do not believe in the word **** being said from the pulpit. I will share some of the more interesting things that have happened during church and "slips".&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;Other Instances of embarrassing moments in churches:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"&gt;Probable true story [told to me by a friend in High school, I wasn't there, but he swears it really happened.] &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"&gt;In Nebo, NC-- a church was in the process of moving. They were meeting in a gutted out double-wide trailer on the side of HWY 70s. The service was beginning and after the prayer the pastor was getting into his sermon. He went to step off the platform when he happened to slip. Not only did he fall on his tush, but the words "God ****" (Same word as the Canadian immigrant, Daniel Bloc said) came out of his mouth. The church gasped and the next Sunday they had a visiting pastor... &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"&gt;Another instance involved a pastor who left his lapel mic on. The story goes that prior to the sermon, the pastor had to use the restroom (Num. 2, for those of you who don't know what that is, he had to pooh). The lapel mic was on. Uh-oh! As the church members were filing in the sanctuary, you know, the place where God meets you and you worship Him? Over the speakers came sounds that only men should hear (in Goen, or elsewhere). Needless to say, an apology came and the pastor was highly embarrassed. Too bad he didn't have hemorrhoids like one frequent reader. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:180%;"&gt;Have something Newsworthy?!?!? Post a comment and we will investigate!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;color:#33cc00;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10832268-110922061054146181?l=fwbbc.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fwbbc.blogspot.com/feeds/110922061054146181/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10832268&amp;postID=110922061054146181' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10832268/posts/default/110922061054146181'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10832268/posts/default/110922061054146181'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fwbbc.blogspot.com/2005/02/admissions-retractions-and.html' title='Admissions, Retractions and Exasperations'/><author><name>J Lane</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10832268.post-110912302631275446</id><published>2005-02-22T17:20:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-09-15T22:05:56.470-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#33ccff;"&gt;Issue 1 Vol. 4&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;font-size:180%;color:#ff6600;"&gt;FW**C NEWS &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;font-size:180%;color:#ff6600;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;*Post edited for content and offensive nature&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:130%;color:#33cc00;"&gt;WE'RE DOOMED!!!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of box) Do not turn upside down.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On Marks &amp; Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On packaging for a Rownta iron: Do not iron clothes on body.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On Nytol sleep aid: Warning; May cause drowsiness.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On a child's superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:130%;color:#33cc00;"&gt;People in the news&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Ashley G... &lt;/em&gt;Congrats! You've made the fwbbc gist. I have never seen a worse display of ping-pong. I thought I would never have to take back the fact that Jared was the WORST player ever, but I am. If Jared is like a crippled man getting back into his wheelchair, then you are like a person who is... dead. I'm sorry to say it, I hope you don't get offended... but its true.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Need proof?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1- &lt;/em&gt;Little black things aren't always called "grasshoppers". -- Let me set the stage. Ashley was playing ping-pong with Ryan. She gets the ball and sees a small black object on the floor. She points in its general direction and exclaims, "Is that a grassshooooper?!?" to which Jeremy Cr... says, "Nope. Thats a couch."&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;2-&lt;/em&gt; Those watching saw the fact that she was having difficulty keeping up with the score. 7-3? 4-10? 14-27? -- One person remarked, "Its like a remedial math class."&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;3- When someone watches a ball bounce twice on their side and then exclaims, "It booouncedd twwwiiiccee on myyhhhh siide." In a very surprised voice... has no business playing ping-pong.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:130%;color:#33cc00;"&gt;Please remember Alan S. in your spirtiual life groups&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Underground sources say his welfare, pregnet girlfriend-husband (the prisoner remember?) may be getting out. Sources say he may be entering the witness protection program soon. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10832268-110912302631275446?l=fwbbc.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fwbbc.blogspot.com/feeds/110912302631275446/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10832268&amp;postID=110912302631275446' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10832268/posts/default/110912302631275446'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10832268/posts/default/110912302631275446'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fwbbc.blogspot.com/2005/02/issue-1-vol.html' title=''/><author><name>J Lane</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10832268.post-110900859621755709</id><published>2005-02-21T09:42:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-09-12T09:42:21.290-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Warning: To reduce risk of serious injury to hands, wrists...</title><content type='html'>&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff9966;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;*Extra* *Extra* Vol. 1 Post 3&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:georgia;font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;FW**C News&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:130%;color:#33cc00;"&gt;People In the News&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;color:#3366ff;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;[With the help of underground sources]&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;color:#3366ff;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;Ryan A--&lt;/em&gt; Underground sources say, Ryan got a special chance to "Meet the Parents" this weekend. This could be the first in a long line of parental meetings, especially in a few weeks when Ryan asks her to marry him, sources say. Also, Ryan is quoted as saying that he is sold out his following of Kentucky Wildcats to conform to a UNC Tarheel fan... why? All of this, to impress the family.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;Jeremy Cr...--&lt;/em&gt; &lt;span style="color:#999999;"&gt;No posting, but sorry you had a really crappy weekend, if you'd like, you can share it with everyone in a comment.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;Robbie Smith--&lt;/em&gt; And, Robbie... Here is a little tip, When there are no plates to put your food on in the cafeteria, don't scream at the top of your lungs, "where are the plates?" It makes everyone feel uncomfortable and makes them want to go out and eat, wait... thats the food doing that. Got a new sweater lately?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;Little Al-- &lt;/em&gt;"Old Flames dim as new ones are sparked"-- That is how I would title this small stint on Alan. Congrats on finding someone who you like... too bad for you- You'll be related to both Kelly S. and AJ W. -- how sad. On the flip side, finding an older, already on her own, working mom of 3 to date is a good thing. Just don't let her former husband in prison find out what your doing with his "Snuggle bunny" while he's away. Axe murderers don't take kindly to former fwbbc baseball "players" turned "playa".&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:130%;color:#33cc00;"&gt;"Duh" of the day&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is the "&lt;em&gt;duh&lt;/em&gt;" thing of the day: &lt;strong&gt;Written on keyboards:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;em&gt; "Warning: To reduce risk of serious injury to hands, wrists, or other joints read saftey and comfort guide."&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Simply stupid!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10832268-110900859621755709?l=fwbbc.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fwbbc.blogspot.com/feeds/110900859621755709/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10832268&amp;postID=110900859621755709' title='7 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10832268/posts/default/110900859621755709'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10832268/posts/default/110900859621755709'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fwbbc.blogspot.com/2005/02/warning-to-reduce-risk-of-serious.html' title='Warning: To reduce risk of serious injury to hands, wrists...'/><author><name>J Lane</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>7</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10832268.post-110853752917432342</id><published>2005-02-15T22:48:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-09-12T09:43:39.673-07:00</updated><title type='text'>*Extra* *Extra* Vol. 1 Post 2</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;color:#ff0000;"&gt;FW**C News&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;color:#3366ff;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;color:#3366ff;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:130%;color:#33cc00;"&gt;People in the News&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:130%;color:#33cc00;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:130%;color:#33cc00;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;em&gt;Jeremy Cr…&lt;/em&gt; &lt;span style="color:#999999;"&gt;*-Edited for offensive material. No further posts on Jeremy Cr...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;Jared-&lt;/em&gt; *****************************************************************&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;Jacob—&lt;/em&gt;Hope you get to feeling better…&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;David—&lt;/em&gt;Ha. You are pretty funny you know that? You are probably the only person at this school who is known as “the g*y friend” and you aren’t even gay this semester! I could understand if this were last year and you were gay [during that day or so] again—but not this year. How oddly ironic that girls would find you to be their confidant and friend when you don’t even drive a Dodge Stratus.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;Ricky Hogue&lt;/em&gt;— *************************&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is a shout out to all of my Christian Education/Youth Ministry ‘friends’. I would just like to say that being at that meeting [for the day of prayer nonetheless] was worse than being at a Cardinals game (in St. Louis) wearing a Cubs shirt. Don’t get me wrong, I thought the actual scripture/prayer was better than last year’s PT meeting—but the first few minutes of anti-Pastoral ministry was enough to turn me off to YMs.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;Hannah—&lt;/em&gt;David doesn’t drive a Lexus.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:130%;color:#33cc00;"&gt;New section -- &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:130%;color:#33cc00;"&gt;Jared Austin's Datable scale:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:130%;color:#33cc00;"&gt;As of 1:01 am - 2-16-05&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:130%;color:#33cc00;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:130%;color:#6666cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:130%;color:#6666cc;"&gt;I should probably clarify my position on “Leagues” before I continue. I am a firm supporter in ‘leagues’. It helps people realize where their boundaries are and helps them not to cross over and get embarrassed. Now, I will have to leave room for exceptions. If a girl asks you to “talk”, “play ping-pong”, “go study [really study, not make-out]”, “touch your arm”, “say hello”, or “kick you”, then the girl must want you…badly (isn’t that right Jared?)…&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:130%;color:#6666cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:georgia;color:#000000;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:georgia;color:#000000;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;Hannah P.-&lt;/em&gt; played ping-pong, touched his shoe, said hello&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff6600;"&gt;8 of 10&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff6600;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#000000;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#000000;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#000000;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;Christina C.- &lt;/em&gt;said hello, played ping-pong, walked in front of him&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff6600;"&gt;8.5 of 10&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff6600;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#000000;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#000000;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#000000;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;Jill M.- &lt;/em&gt;went on date, said hello, said "huh" and "what" more than 20 times&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff6600;"&gt;7.35 of 10&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff6600;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#000000;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#000000;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#000000;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;Leslie M.- &lt;/em&gt;said hello, gave impression that he had a chance, smiles in his direction&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff6600;"&gt;8.97 of 10&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#000000;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#000000;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#000000;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;David J.-&lt;/em&gt; talks to him on regular basis, played ping-pong with him, says hello, includes him in various activities&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff6600;"&gt;9.315 of 10&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff6600;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff6600;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#000000;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#000000;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;Karen B.- &lt;/em&gt;totally ignores him, rejected him 100%&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff6600;"&gt;9.9 of 10&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:180%;color:#cc9933;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10832268-110853752917432342?l=fwbbc.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fwbbc.blogspot.com/feeds/110853752917432342/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10832268&amp;postID=110853752917432342' title='10 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10832268/posts/default/110853752917432342'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10832268/posts/default/110853752917432342'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fwbbc.blogspot.com/2005/02/extra-extra-vol-1-post-2.html' title='*Extra* *Extra* Vol. 1 Post 2'/><author><name>J Lane</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>10</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10832268.post-110840260301392397</id><published>2005-02-14T09:13:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-09-12T19:23:09.123-07:00</updated><title type='text'>*Extra* *Extra* First post from FW**C</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;*Free ------------------------- College News*&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;color:#6666cc;"&gt;News you won't hear anywhere else&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;color:#6666cc;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;(unless you live in G**n Hall)&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#6666cc;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;color:#6666cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;All things FW**C. That is how I would describe this blog. It will be open, frank (ha, I believe that makes me up by one David), and honest.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:130%;color:#33cc00;"&gt;People in the News&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;First of all, &lt;em&gt;Akers&lt;/em&gt;, no. no. no. Going on a date with Ashley &lt;span style="color:#c0c0c0;"&gt;*&lt;/span&gt; Gladson is not the way to rebound your dating career....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;David&lt;/em&gt;-- I am unable to post what I want to say about you because I want to retain my manhood and not get punched in the ---face---. Therefore, I am clearly going against what I said in the third sentence of the blog... what a way to start it off. I will say *You know what I'm talking about*. Jeremy knows too....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;Jeremy&lt;/em&gt;-- &lt;span style="color:#666666;"&gt;*-Edited due to ill feelings and hatred towards myself. Its not worth losing a friend over. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;Jacob&lt;/em&gt; R-- I love you. Who can say anything bad about you?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;Jarred&lt;/em&gt;-- ha. Don't get me started... (maybe when I have more time)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;Hannah&lt;/em&gt;-- LOL. ( I can't wait until I can talk about Hannah in-depth)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:130%;color:#33cc00;"&gt;Current Events&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#6666cc;"&gt;-G**n Hall gets new shower buddy&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;G**n hall received an unexpected visitor yesterday as news unfolded that someone had used the bathroom, in the bathroom. What is so newsworthy about this everyday occurrence? The fact that instead of walking into the bathroom Stall and doing their business, they decided it would be more convenient to use the shower. However, as news unfolded late last night, revelations that it may in fact be dog pooh surfaced. We are seeking to find the facts in this case and will bring you more as events unravel.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffcc00;"&gt;As news currently unfolds, it has been discovered that Ashley G. may have used the restroom in the shower. At least that is what she was saying at lunch. More information to come.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffcc33;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#6666cc;"&gt;-Mr. Leroy Forlines delivers message&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mr. Forlines spoke to the Pastoral Ministry students this morning. His topic was well chosen. "Why women find it hard to cope with having their innocence taken at an early age." One of the more eventful times in Pastoral Ministry was the reading of Tanya Tuckers, "Whats Your mamma's name, Child". It's good to hear these things, a lot of guys need to hear that they need to remain pure-- especially for their girlfriends sake. The lyrics are as follows:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#339999;"&gt;What's your mama's name, child?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#339999;"&gt;What's your mama's name. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#339999;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#339999;"&gt;Thirty some odd years ago, a young man came to Memphis.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#339999;"&gt;Asking 'bout a rose that used to blossom in his world.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#339999;"&gt;People never too the time to mind the young man's questions,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#339999;"&gt;Until one day they heard him ask a little green-eyed girl:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#339999;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#339999;"&gt;What's your mama's name, child?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#339999;"&gt;What's your mama's name?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#339999;"&gt;Does she ever talk about a place called New Orleans.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#339999;"&gt;Has she ever mentioned a man named Buford Wilson?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#339999;"&gt;What's your mama's name, child?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#339999;"&gt;What's your mama's name? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#339999;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#339999;"&gt;Twenty some off years ago, a drunkard down in Memphis,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#339999;"&gt;Lost a month of life in labour to the county jail.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#339999;"&gt;Just because he asked a little green-eyed girl a question,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#339999;"&gt;And offered her a nickel's worth of candy if she'd tell.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#339999;"&gt;A year and some odd days ago, an old man died in Memphis.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#339999;"&gt;Just another wayward soul, the county'd had to pay.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#339999;"&gt;Inside the old man's ragged coat, they found a faded letter.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#339999;"&gt;It said: "You have a daughter and her eyes are Wilson green.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#339999;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#339999;"&gt;"What's your mama's name, child?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#339999;"&gt;What's your mama's name?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#339999;"&gt;Does she ever talk about a place called New Orleans.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#339999;"&gt;Has she ever mentioned a man named Buford Wilson?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#339999;"&gt;What's your mama's name, child?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#339999;"&gt;What's your mama's name? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#339999;"&gt;What's your mama's name, child?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#339999;"&gt;What's your mama's name? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And on that note (get it, note.) We will wait until further news comes our way. This is JL saying, goodbye. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="color:#c0c0c0;"&gt;*Post edited for content and offensive nature.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10832268-110840260301392397?l=fwbbc.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fwbbc.blogspot.com/feeds/110840260301392397/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10832268&amp;postID=110840260301392397' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10832268/posts/default/110840260301392397'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10832268/posts/default/110840260301392397'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fwbbc.blogspot.com/2005/02/extra-extra-first-post-from-fwc.html' title='*Extra* *Extra* First post from FW**C'/><author><name>J Lane</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry></feed>
